can anybody recommend a good pocket pussy

[soonerdawg1]

looking to upgrade from my hand.....wish i could find a laptop that had a pussy built into the bottom of it, i'd be in business

thanks

 

[mrcrash]

you clearly have a dog so i recommend peanut butter.

 

[soonerdawg1]

don't think my rottweiler would take too kindly to peanut butter and cock

 

[quantumleap]

This is not first-hand information but I hear the Fleshlight does the job:

 

[Rawpimple]

Harrington's ex-wife is a great one although she just had some surgery for removal of some minor warts and may be a little sore....chick has been banging numerous guys for about 15 years!!!!

 

[NyMets609]

Harrington's ex-wife is a great one although she just had some surgery for removal of some minor warts and may be a little sore....chick has been banging numerous guys for about 15 years!!!!

ouch.

 

[NyMets609]

Harrington's ex-wife is a great one although she just had some surgery for removal of some minor warts and may be a little sore....chick has been banging numerous guys for about 15 years!!!!

literally every post I see you make is about women being whores or cheaters. I have never seen you post anything else and that is not an exaggeration.

your first love must of fucked your brother, father and cousins.

 

[soonerdawg1]

fortunately, i don't think harrington visits the RR.....hopefully he and pimple know each other and are cool with that type of trash talk....otherwise, a serious violation of the HONOR CODE between men

 

[soonerdawg1]

back on topic....

i need a good pocket pussy that will endure between 3 to 5 poundings a day, require a minimum of maintenance, and is indiscreet

TAHNKS

 

[NyMets609]

far as that fleshlight goes...I'd imagine that thing gets loaded up with jizz. unless its got some compartment that you can empty out.

 

[soonerdawg1]

true story.....a guy in iraq in my first deployment got his ass handed to him because he used the shower head to clean his pocket pussy.....he forgot and left it attached to the shower head.....

not sure if it was worth a shit after that though, you'd think the stretching would have ruined it

 

[NyMets609]

true story.....a guy in iraq in my first deployment got his ass handed to him because he used the shower head to clean his pocket pussy.....he forgot and left it attached to the shower head.....

not sure if it was worth a shit after that though, you'd think the stretching would have ruined it

wow how fucking embarrassing is that lol

 

[soonerdawg1]

nah, not really....his wife sent it to him lol.....

 

[NyMets609]

nah, not really....his wife sent it to him lol.....

rofl thats great

 

[swbhavin]

I like fleshlight, It's better than Tenga.

 

[wilbur]

I like fleshlight, It's better than Tenga.

Hey Everfresh, what's up man?

 

[swbhavin]

I found few pages (i.e makepocketpussy.com/ ) make own pocket pussy.

Thanks

 

[Snoopit]

I was just checking out http://www.soloflesh.com/ and it seems pretty cool. A bit pricy though. But it would be nice to have something that "rides you"!

 

[Pulledclear]

May I suggest the onepumpchump or Downthestretchtheycum. Both are oozing slimy twats that come with real pssy smell lube as an added bonus! They are remarkably similar hand cnts. You cant find better cck holsters anywhere. Good luck.

 

[Pulledclear]